My name is Ashton. I love to read and dance. My friends would say I'm a little crazy, and I would agree. Life is precious and I want to enjoy every minute of it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I hate that that has to happen in some sentences.
(Source: alejandraalejo)
It’s amazing how I have 5 essay’s to write, a lot of them due this week, and all I’m doing is scrolling through tumblr and watching the Power Rangers on netflix
^ This is the truth of high school
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
(Source: n3scau)
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)
cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
reblogigng for the sass and only the sass
(Source: dontgetcomfortable)
bowtie bc yolo
(Source: carlosbaila)
“The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey? That’s where we’re going! FAR FAR… away.”
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
(Source: aprilfuckingdwyer)
